Send me a pairing from a fandom in my askbox and I’ll tell you:
- who is the big spoon/little spoon
- what is their favorite non-sexual activity
- who uses all the hot water in the morning
- what they order from take out
- what is the most trivial thing they fight over
- who does most of the cleaning
- what has a season pass in their DVR
- who controls the netflix queue
- who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
- who steals the blankets
- who leaves their stuff around
- who remembers to buy the milk
- who remembers anniversaries
eh, if you only pay attention to dylan it’s not as painful. if you watch it on mute, you’ll survive. just ignore every one of britt’s scenes
watch it on mute
you guys are giving me the best ideas i’m dying
He builds an army and takes it north with Shaggydog, the cooper of blood still fresh on his tongue and revenge burning in wild eyes. He is winter in all its unmerciful rage and he is coming for you.
#I WANT RICKON TO BE CRUEL #AND RUTHELESS #AND MILDLY INSANE #I WANT HIM TO REMEMBER THE LITTLE DETAILS LIKE ROBB’S CHAIR AND CAKES WITH HONEY #AND HIS MOTHER’S HAIR #I WANT HIM TO BE LONELY EVEN IF HIS FAMILY IS REUNITED #I DONT WANT HIM TO CARE ABOUT ‘HONOR’ #BECAUSE WHERE WAS THE HONOR IN WHAT HIS LIFE BECAME #I DONT WANT HIM TO BE THE HERO #I WANT HIM TO BE THE VILLAIN IN SOMEONE’S STORY #THE NIGHTMARE THAT SPARKS A THOUSAND MYTHS
YES THIS IS WHAT I WANT
I can`t wait until they cast Oberyn so I can ship myself with him.
Oh my god same
The Hour (TV Series)
- who cooks normally?:
- how often do they fight?:
- what do they do when they’re away from each other?:
- nicknames for each other?:
- who is more likely to pay for dinner?:
- who steals the covers at night?:
- what would they get each other for gifts?:
- who made the first move?:
- who remembers things?:
- who cusses more?:
- what would they do if the other one was hurt?:
But, by God, Merlin, what are you wearing??
#In an AU where Derek and Stiles have had a fight #and neither of them are willing to give way #and so Derek stares broodingly out the window #and Stiles pretends he’s watching some shitty movie on tv #and both of them really kind of want to talk again#but they both hate admitting they were wrong #and they both loathe talking about their feelings #and Erica keeps prodding Stiles like you KNOW you’re gonna have to talk to him #and Stiles is like NOPE sometimes Alphas have to admit THEY’RE WRONG #and Derek frowns at the window and wishes he wasn’t being totally cliché #by staring out the window at the rain because he’s had a fight with his boyfriend #and he can hear Stiles muttering about stubborn assholes and stupid werewolves #and they go to bed (together obv omg like it’s THAT BAD) #and they’re both just lying there in silence #and Derek hears Erica snort and say to Boyd omg i can hear the angst #and Stiles finally rolls over and flops an arm across his chest like #fuck man i’m still pissed at you but i can’t really remember why #and Derek’s like you said— nvm me either #and then they have make up sex #and Boyd can’t look at them all through breakfast #and Erica complains they didn’t film it #because their pack is precious (via stilinskisparkles)
Hey guys, I’d really like to know, what are your favourite Christmas films?
I’m trying to think of some I could watch, and I got as far as Love Actually and Home Alone…and I need more!
don’t you wish such place existed
They would be divided according to fandom. Crossover fics would appear in all the fandoms they reference. The smut section would have red lighting (for red light districts, duh) and the fluff section would have bean bags and stuffed animals. The angst section would be between fluff and smut so you can cope as you choose. There would be divisions according to pairings. Fan art would decorate the walls. There would be special nights for readings. The computers could be used to write fic and reference the original canon. Each fandom section would be decorated according to the corresponding fandom. The staff would wear cosplays from various fandoms.
*sobs quietly because this doesn’t exist*
I don’t think it would be a store. It would be a library. It’s one of the things I love about fandom. We share, recommend, support and thanks to what started as a legal restriction, money is never involved. It’s a community….I should probably mention I’m a librarian. So bias. But otherwise, I would probably spend a good portion of my life in this location.
I can imagine all the notes on the margins.
he was red and terrible and red
Is actually going to be a thing for me now isn’t it